Earth creatures! Have yourself a happy little Merrymas. Get into the holiday spirit before you even leave home by burning your hand on the festive acid slug. Drive your own porto-pod to the ancestral spawn pool. The hundreds of breems you'll be stuck in traffic are a great chance for family bonding! Plus, if the navigation system goes bonky, you will get to make all kinds of new friends! Stranger: Who the slurm are you?! As usual, cooking responsibilities will be decided by genetic lottery. This year the winners are Type VQ haploid-beta. Report to the kitchen at once! At midnight, go outside for the traditional ditch-toss ritual. If it is not raining, just douse yourself in ice water first for the full Merrymas experience. Picture: The family progenitor with several other creatures standing outside in the dark in the rain, tossing a brick into a ditch.
Published On: December 21, 2024

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